आज मुझे ट्रेन में कटप्पा मिल गया😳😳

आज मुझे ट्रेन में कटप्पा मिल गया😳😳
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मैंने पूछा :- कटप्पा, पगले ..तुमने बाहुबली को आखिर क्यों मारा ??
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कटप्पा:- यम्मा नल्ला, निम्मडा..साळगुन्ना अन्ना. कोण्णल्लो कुडड्डा. थेल्लमी...मारपिंडा नेरुल्ला विकाना मुदक्कळ येल्ले. अंड वेंकटा नारकूंडा भुम्मले..म्चा..
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मैं :-  hmmmm.. फिर तो सही किया तुमने।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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